Flashers Don't Hide!

Fresh and flashy, straight from Cops and Cackles humor gear for cops, another knee slapping hilarious police humor t-shirt. We love funny police quotes and sayings on t-shirts and more.

"Flashers don't hide" is our featured design for the month of April. I even marked the t-shirts and other items down, so it's a sale!

Flashers have to be some of the easiest crooks to find. After all a flasher doesn't hide. The flasher is running around baring all for the world to see, even if we don't want to see it!

The only problem I can see with arresting a flasher is then you have to find something to cover the offending member of society. I bet that chain they put around prisoners waists could be a lawsuit waiting to happen. I mean come on, it could hang down and catch an errant loose body part and cause great bodily harm.

Many years ago a friend of mine was flashed and turned the tables on the little pecker. She told him that if that was all he had she wouldn't be flashing it around in public.

I promise

I promise not to call my perps scumbags. Another great police saying on t-shirts. Done on a chalkboard, the phrase, I promise not to call my perps scumbags is written over and over, just like a teacher would make you do when you get in trouble at school.

scumbags shirts

The dirty uniform

Do you want to be sure and get arrested? Do something stupid and get the officers uniform dirty! In honor of NSP Trooper Kissler, who absolutely hates to get dirty, and who almost always takes someone to jail when he does I did this shirt.

Mr. Kissler is a great guy and a wonderful asset to our community along with being a great Nebraska State Trooper. He is also one of great group of officers that my son works with. He also has a great sense of humor. Something all officers need.

You can see all the different shirts, mugs, hats and other merchandise with this design here.

ELectrocution in Nebraska

More from the electrocution issue in Nebraska. I mentioned Raymond Mata in my last post. He committed his crime very near where I live, and I have no sympathy for him. He murdered & hacked up his girlfriends 3 year old boy. Parts of the boy were found in a freezer in a dog dish. It has long been felt that he fed parts of the boy to the dog.

This guy is a sicko and needs his death sentence to be carried out post haste. If I had the time and the money I would get a bunch of these buttons and t-shirts and go to Lincoln and protest. Not only do these people deserve the sentence they received, keeping them alive is a waste of our tax dollars.

Electric Bleachers

So, Nebraska has decided the electric chair is cruel and unusual punishment. I happen to be pro death penalty. Nebraska currently has 10 men on death row. So I say we don't need the electric chair we need electric bleachers. One nice electric bleacher would dispense of all of our death row inmates in one flip of the switch.

Another thing I don't get about capital punishment is if they use lethal injection why do they use an alcohol swab before they put the needle in? for pity sake, the guy will be dead in a few minutes, it's not like he's going to catch some fatal infection.

Have a nice day!

Sidewalk art

You know those little chalk lines the police draw around you on the sidewalk? Found the funniest t-shirt for police about those little chalk lines. I know, some folks would say it's paranoid and mean spirited. From a cops point of view I think it's a hilarious police t-shirt. The cops need a sense of humor and something to bring a little stress relief into their day.

Sidewalk Art.